Beer buddies tonight Me And my Friends have a Beer Party tonight. Everyone is welcome to the Beer party wooooooooooooooooooooooh. Hopefully, they don’t bring random girls in my house again. Seriously, Girls are sooooo annoying when they drunk.(what makes you think they have to be drunk to be annoying?) haha. Random girls in the party are looking for temporary fun, trust me.(Boys too LOL) Prepare yourselves!

Beer buddies tonight

Me And my Friends have a Beer Party tonight. Everyone is welcome to the Beer party wooooooooooooooooooooooh. Hopefully, they don’t bring random girls in my house again. Seriously, Girls are sooooo annoying when they drunk.(what makes you think they have to be drunk to be annoying?) haha. Random girls in the party are looking for temporary fun, trust me.(Boys too LOL) Prepare yourselves!

bkseven:

Sad Tom Hanks is the funniest thing in the world to me. #ScoopcityOriginal
teeheejbieber:

someone tweeted this. loll
“To me, a fart is funny. Let us break down a fart for a second. It comes out of your ass — it comes out of your ass; it smells like poop, ‘cause it’s been just hanging out next to it for a long time; and it makes a little trumpet noise when it comes out. …What’s not funny about that? Your ass-flesh rubs together and it makes a toot noise that smells like poop that comes out of your ass. That’s hilarious.” — Comedian LOUIS C.K., on The Daily Show (Source: inothernews)

“To me, a fart is funny. Let us break down a fart for a second. It comes out of your ass — it comes out of your ass; it smells like poop, ‘cause it’s been just hanging out next to it for a long time; and it makes a little trumpet noise when it comes out. …What’s not funny about that? Your ass-flesh rubs together and it makes a toot noise that smells like poop that comes out of your ass. That’s hilarious.”

— Comedian LOUIS C.K., on The Daily Show

(Source: inothernews)